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If You Were a Sword...

T-Nation--now apparently Testosterone Muscle--has an interview today with fitness iconoclast Chad Waterbury in which he discusses his new book, Huge In a Hurry. The book synthesizes some of Waterbury's most innovative techniques, including lifting fast, stopping a set before technique breakdown or a slowing of lifting speed, and an emphasis on building full-body athleticism rather than aestheticism (a real word, surprisingly).  In regards to the latter, Waterbury has this to say:  

I was at a buddy's house, and he had this badass-looking Japanese sword. When I picked it up, he yelled at me to be careful. It was fragile. So you ask, how could a badass-looking sword be fragile? So my buddy told me he swung it around one night after he watched a Bruce Lee movie, and the damn thing fell apart. It looked good, but it wasn't built right. I couldn't help but make a correlation between the sword and the way a pro bodybuilder trains.

If you've ever spent serious time trying to achieve the look of a superhero, it's humbling when you realize that you're really a formidable-looking but easily-broken Japanese sword.  But most iron junkies--this one included--realize it sooner or later, usually by confronting some tough realities:  they find they can barely run a city block; their joints are always sore; they collapse during their girlfriend's yoga class.  And so they either quit lifting weights altogether--or they find healthier and more effective ways of working.

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As I mentioned yesterday, performance-enhancement techniques (such as Pilates and Feldenkrais) often find their origins in therapeutic methodologies designed to heal the body or improve dysfunction.  Before it became one of the most overused toys in the gym, the Swiss Ball was a physical-therapy device.  And orthopedists have always sent broken-limb patients home with a less brightly-colored version of the surgical tubing we now use in the gym for resistance training.

The point?  That therapeutic techniques--designed to improve health and functioning--are becoming more and more integrated into strength-and-fitness programs, whereas just a few years ago, it seems, the two approaches were virtually at odds.  Little consideration was given to the long-term effects of, say, aerobics, or, indeed, bodybuilding training.  

Guys like Waterbury are teaching us that healing the body and building it to achieve exceptional function are one and the same goal.  And really, it's long overdue.  With the possible exception of people solely interested in the aesthetic approach, we're all after the same thing:  optimal health and optimal performance.   If there's a sword out there we should strive to resemble, maybe it should be one of the ones from Braveheart.

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Waterbury, along with some of today’s other top trainers, is right that training for performance is the best way to boost one’s athleticism AND aestheticism. Too often you see guys in the gym do about a dozen sets of chest exercises, followed by a few sets of curls and triceps pushdowns, and nothing else. There’s not a squat, deadlift, or even a row to be seen. Ironically, most of them don’t have any appreciable results to show for all their “beach muscle” training, and they give up after a few months. Giving up may be a good thing, ironically, as such an unbalanced approach to training, over the long-term, would probably lead to posture issues and joint pain.

As for the therapeutic methodologies, I think it’s possible to take that approach too far if one is not rehabbing an injury. A perfect example is the trend toward unstable training — like doing exercises standing on a bosu ball. As Eric Cressey has pointed out, most real world sports activities don’t happen on unstable surfaces, and trying to balance on these unstable surfaces is helpful only to those recovering from an ankle injury. For healthy exercises not looking to join the circus, it’s at best wasted effort that won’t make them stronger and, at worst, will get them injured.

by BobParr on Dec 9, 2008 4:10 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

well I've yet to find something other than the tried and true - cardio and weights.....that appeals to me

for now…..seeing as im only 25….this seems to be just right for me right now…I’m in the second quarter of a 12 week program…….and Im feeling better than I have in a while…

I imagine as I get older…I’ll branch out a little bit more….either due to necessity or just plain boredom……

But atleast I know where to go when its time to move on to other things……

Nice Post A!

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by norcaliangelsfan on Dec 9, 2008 5:50 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

runs off with your metaphor

But… but but but… every sword has a very specific function. Braveheart’s claymore is useless anywhere but in two-handed, single combat with a lot of elbow room. A sabre is a dueling weapon, designed to get in and out quickly, where speed and finesse count. A katana is designed to draw and kill in a single motion, with the idea that if you take two swings at someone, it’s one too many.

You yourself have championed the idea of training for whatever specific purpose you’re after – frex, when I was firefighting I needed to put on muscle and stop with all the girly aerobics. For hockey I’ve had to work on anaerobic capacity. As a mom, I need quick reflexes and the ability to carry a child in either arm… :D

Anyway, I guess I’m saying that given our various occupations and pursuits, that people need different things depending on their function, right? Like for what I’m doing right now I’m a fine size, but if I wanted to go back and rock climb seriously there’s no question I’d have to cough drop some weight.

Just saying. Seems like each sword’s different, and clearly I’m the butter knife. :p

by maenad on Dec 9, 2008 9:07 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Great comments today!

Mr. Incredible (I hope it’s okay to “out” you, Bob), great point about going too far with therapeutic work, just as (and I may have been overemphasizing lately) it’s possible to go too far with pounding your body into submission every time you go into the gym. Say hi to Helen, Dash, and Violet for me.

Norcal, it’s taken me till now, about 20 years into my exercising career, to take a shine to therapeutic methods, probably because I actually have some of the aches and pains they’re meant to address! In my 20’s, I thought therapeutic stuff was a waste of time. I’m not going to pull a “just you wait, young man!” here; arguably, if you’re a regular exerciser, you just gravitate towards what your body needs at any given time (Now where’s that wheelchair of mine…? I’ve gotta go scream at some kids to stay off my lawn).

Maenad, to unpack my (and CW’s) sword metaphor, you’re right—different swords serve different purposes; I just don’t have much use for a sword/physique that’s built solely to LOOK strong but isn’t. The claymore came to mind as a cool-looking sword that was also highly functional (though, as you note, not in every context). Thanks for educating us about weaponry too! I love that stuff. : )…

by Andrew Heffernan on Dec 10, 2008 12:38 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

Great post

I agree that it’s important to be “functional” and not to purely focus on the cosmetic. My problem is that some of the exercises that we are encouraged to do to avoid the “all show and no go” scenario actually make me less functional in between training sessions.

For example, barbell squats-despite mobility and foam rolling make feel worse most of the time. I often have an achy back and tight hip flexors from my squat sessions.

For me to be a strong sword requires me to do versions of exercises that fit my 39 year old body’s structure. For example, split squats and bulgarian split squats are much easier on my back. Dumbbell bench presses, push-ups and dips feel much better on my shoulders than barbell bench presses.

Since I have a sedentary office job I have been able to do exercises that often make me feel worse. If I had a physically demanding job such as a fire fighter I would have had to drop these problematic exercises much sooner.

Keep up the good work Andrew. I really like your blog.

by Marc1000 on Dec 10, 2008 5:13 PM EST reply actions   0 recs

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