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Fantastically Useless Fitness Gear

Rob Siders  sent along this hilarious look at seven pieces of fitness equipment being sold to consumers. All seven are, bottom line, basic things we all have sitting around our homes.

My favorite is the Bender Ball, which the author, Glenn Thompson, describes here:

A recent trend in fitness has been the emphasis on developing core strength. A popular way of doing this is to perform exercise movements while balancing yourself on a ball, which forces various muscles to help stabilize you. The Bender Ball is a tiny version of the bigger ball that you can already find a typical gym, and it apparently gives you ridiculous abs and a sports bra.

(You have to check out the video  for that line about abs and a sports bra to pay off.)

Read the whole thing for pure entertainment value, and then use the Comments to share your own ideas for useless and obvious fitness equipment based on stuff you have gathering dust in your basement.

My big idea is the Squat Stick. It's just a broomstick for overhead squats , but I think the profit margin would be fantastic.

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... the Urban Rebounder. Fucking brilliant!

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by Rob in Denver on May 16, 2008 10:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Urban Rebounder

I remember when I first heard about it: I was at a gym doing a photo shoot - it was so long ago I can’t remember which gym it was, or even which magazine I was working for at the time - and a video crew was shooting a choreographed trampoline workout in the next studio.

I thought it was about the dumbest thing I’d ever seen. To me, it just looked like a cheerleading routine performed on trampolines.

But since then, alas, I’ve seen a few things I’d consider even dumber than that.

by Lou Schuler on May 16, 2008 10:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sculpting Stick

You really have to admire the stupidity of someone who would buy a Sculpting Stick without realizing that it is, in fact, just a heavy stick.

Someone got really rich off of that. I wish I didn’t have a conscience so I could get in on some of these great investment opportunities.

Go Avs! Let's get some goals!

by Joe Dunman on May 16, 2008 10:33 AM EDT reply actions  

I still have

an Ab Roller hanging up in my garage. Also have a Soloflex sitting out in my shed. It’s not really useless, but that $1200 would have bought a lot of more useful gear.

by Mark57 on May 19, 2008 9:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Yes, with one reservation

For ergonomics, I’d say they’re much better than you would think if you just looked at them. When they first came out, I remember thinking that a block-shaped DB couldn’t possibly work as well as a round one. But they definitely do.

For convenience, they’re terrific. A basic set of Powerblocks gives you DBs ranging from 5-50 lbs. but takes up the space of the 50s alone.

My only gripe is that the selectorizing mechanism is never as smooth as you think it will be. I have two different kinds in my basement, and I’ve played around with several other brands in stores or at fitness expos, and I have yet to see one where changing the weights is as fast and easy as changing the weights on a cable machine. With the Powerblocks in my basement, I can change the weight on one of them easily, but the other always puts up a fight—the pins just don’t want to slide in where they’re supposed to go.

Maybe the average consumer doesn’t buy them thinking that changing the weights will be perfectly smooth and as fast as advertised. But if I had to work out with them as my primary equipment, I think I’d be pretty frustrated by the mechanical issues.

by Lou Schuler on May 19, 2008 2:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

These seem to be a more space-efficient way to add dumbell work to home gyms. I worry they are too good to be true. (And that they just become props for the kids to use as props for the action figures.)

by faketeams on May 20, 2008 9:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll vouch...

... for the Powerblocks, too. I had a set a few years back and loved them. I only sold them because I was out of work for a while post-9/11. The only thing I’d suggest is getting the heaviest set you can find (the max was 80# or 90# a few years back… might be different now).

If you don’t you’ll soon wish you did.

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by Rob in Denver on May 21, 2008 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

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