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"Ask Your Doctor if Getting Off Your Ass Is Right for You"

I nominate Bill Maher to head up the FDA under the next administration:

If you believe you need to take all the pills the pharmaceutical industry says you do, then you're already on drugs.

Yes, it's that time in the campaign where all the candidates are presenting their health care proposals. Hillary's covers children's teeth. Edwards has one that includes maintaining gorgeous, shiny hair and Barack Obama's involves going on Oprah, and everyone gets a gastric bypass!

But, none of the plans address the real problem. We won't stop being sick until we stop making ourselves sick. Because -- because there is a point where even the most universal government health program can't help you. They can't outlaw unhealthy food or alcohol or cigarettes. Just pot, sadly.

Because, you see, the government isn't your nanny. They're your dealer. And they subsidize illness in America. They have to. There's too much money in it. You see, there's no money in healthy people. And there's no money in dead people. The money is in the middle. People who are alive, sort of -- but with one or more chronic conditions that puts them in need of Celebrex or Nasonex or Valtrex or Lunesta. Fifty years ago, children didn't even get Type 2 Diabetes. Now, it's an emerging epidemic. As are a long list of ailments which used to be rare, and have now been "mainstreamed."

Things like asthma and autism and acid reflux, and arthritis, allergies, adult acne, attention deficit disorder. And that's just the "A's."

Doesn't anybody wonder why we live with all this illness? I'll tell you why. At the L.A. County Fair last week, they were serving something called "Fried Coke." Now, my first thought was, gosh, what a waste of a perfectly good "Eight Ball." But, no, they actually pour the Coca-Cola syrup into a deep fryer.

Then put it in a cup and top it with sugar and whipped cream, and a cherry, because, you know, fruit is good for you.

Would it really be that much more unhealthy to get molested by one of the carnies?

In Hillary Clinton's health plan, the words "nutrition" and "exercise" appear once. The word "drugs" 14 times. Just as the pharmaceutical companies want it. You know, their ad weasels love to say, "When diet and exercise fail ... " Well, diet and exercise don't fail. A fact brought home last week by a new Duke University study that showed exercise -- yes, exercise -- is just as effective a cure for depression as Paxil and Zoloft.

So ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you!

You know, if Republicans can sell the idea of preemptive war, Democrats have to at least get us interested in the idea of preventive medicine. Someone has to stand up and say that the answer isn't another pill. The answer is spinach. Okay, not spinach. Turns out that crap'll kill you. But you know what I mean!

(Hat tip: George Haberberger.)

Weekend blog pharmaceuticals

  • The typical steroid user is a 30-year-old white guy, acting responsibly. (Hat tip: Greg Woods.)
  • Frank Shorter explains how marthoners can survive a bad weather day.
  • Cheap shoes protect your feet just as well as expensive ones. I can almost hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth in Beaverton, Oregon. (Hat tip: Scott Bradley.)

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Right on !!!!!
Okay I have had my fix for the day

by Jump on Oct 12, 2007 12:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like what you have to say, however...
Lou,

I enjoyed your article and I could not agree more.

However as I was looking over your site I saw the ad banner at the top of your site and an ad for a sleeping pill was being advertised on your site.

Seemed a little strange to me after having read your  article.

Duane Spears The Billion Dollar Runner http://billiondollarrunner.com

by billiondollarrunner on Oct 12, 2007 7:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm an old-school publishing guy
Duane, I don't pay attention to advertising on this site.

MPF is part of the SB Nation network, which is owned my Markos Moulitsas, one of the most successful online community-builders in the short history of the Internet, and Tyler Bleszinski, a former Men's Health colleague and a guy with a strong background in both mainstrean and online media.

Most of the advertising on the site is placed by the network, which is out of my control. Some of the ads are placed specifically on MPF, and I do have the option to reject those. But, again, speaking as a guy with a long history in print media, I don't see why I would.

My view of advertising is that I don't endorse advertisers; advertisers endorse me.

I came up in print media with a wall of separation between advertising and editorial. Advertisers can pay to promote their products in the designated spaces. I don't cross into their space, and they don't cross into mine.

I know that many lines have been blurred in online media, and in broadcast media those lines have never really existed.

But, like I said, I see what I do here the same way I used to view my newspaper or magazine work. Except in extraordinary circumstances, I'm fine with advertisers paying to promote legal products in the parts of this site I control.

I trust Markos and Tyler to make the right decisions on the spaces I don't control.

And, most of all, I trust MPF readers to understand and appreciate the wall that exists between advertising and editorial.

by Lou Schuler on Oct 13, 2007 7:12 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cheap Shoes
Exercise has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult and left untried. (apologies to G.K. Chesterton)

The BBC article says, "Electronic tests on eight areas of the sole as they walked and ran found no major differences in cushioning impact. Impact was sometimes cushioned better in cheaper trainers, the study found." I don't doubt this. Runners routinely waste a lot of money on shoes. I would be wary of over-generalizing it to conclude we run 20 miles a week, or work all day, in whatever shoes are on sale at WalMart, especially if you need arch support.

by Sanctimonious Hypocrite on Oct 13, 2007 10:28 AM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Point taken
I know I'm too glib with the "Blog Meat" snippets. If I cared about the issue of running shoes, I'd probably have found something fishy in that study.

I've written before (on both my old and new blogs, I think) about some of the mythology of running shoes, particularly the idea that new shoes reduce injuries -- or, conversely, that wearing old shoes is riskier.

Some of our most strongly held ideas about fitness and nutrition really do seem to have been created by marketing people and then adapted by journalists and the public uncritically.

I've joked that Gatorade invented dehydration, or at least the idea that we're all dehydrated and need to drink more fluids ... preferably fluids that we get from a bottle instead of a tap.

I haven't followed the evolution of athletic shoes, but I wouldn't be surprised to learn it's worked the same way -- the major shoe companies create a need to replace shoes every XXX miles or months or whatever. The fitness press accepts these notions uncritically, since they have a symbiotic relationship with those companies that goes beyond advertising. The shoe companies enhance interest in fitness in general, as well as their own brands, and the magazines depend on that interest to drive their readership.

Science, from my outsider perspective, seems to accept a lot of these notions as a starting point. On hydration, for example, Gatorade might sponsor research that has scientific merit but also advances the company's narrative about the value and importance of its products. Eventually, research not funded by Gatorade starts with the same premise -- that dehydration is a lurking, deadly menace for all serious exercisers.

The narrative becomes so entrenched that even when people drop dead from overhydration, it doesn't really change.

I don't think anybody's dropping dead from spending too much money on shoes, but the dynamic has been the same. Everyone seems to accept the narrative about the lurking menace of worn-out shoes, even when it doesn't seem to be true.

by Lou Schuler on Oct 14, 2007 9:09 AM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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